Ammo Company Comes Up With Jihad-Proof Pork-Coated Bullets

A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive solution. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean, and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.


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    The question has to be asked……If the US government knew of something this simple and cheap, that would make Muslim terrorists run in fear, save American lives, and potentially make the “aloha snackbar” crowd much easier to defeat, why isn’t every bullet, bomb and piece of military equipment we have in the Middle East coated with this paint? Maybe, it’s because our beloved government actually funds many of the terrorists, and not only doesn’t want them defeated, but actually wants to see our military suffer and die, so they can’t be here in the US protecting the homeland from our treasonous politicians and their evil plans.