Best and Brightest: College Students Sign Petition to “Ban Pressure Cookers” *Video*

Mac Slavo
April 30th, 2013


Not to be outdone by the hundreds of Californians who recently signed a petition to authorize a government sponsored door-to-door confiscations of firearms, college students in Miami-Dade county have stepped up in the interest of America’s safety and security to ban another hazardous weapon of mass destruction – the common kitchen pressure cooker.

You can’t make this stuff up…

Posing as a liberal activist, the petitioner makes her case by claiming pressure cookers, “were actually used in the Boston bombing, so we’re just trying to limit who can get them,” adding that her organization is, “just trying to keep people safe by reducing the number of them.”

Our best and brightest were more than happy to oblige.

Due to the recent bombings at the Boston Marathon, caused by bombs that were made with pressure cookers, we are asking that they be removed from shelves at local stores in the Miami-Dade county area. 

We, the undersigned, are concerned citizens who urge our leaders to act now to ban the sale of pressure cookers in the Miami-Dade county area.



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  • Bwhhaaa hhaaa hhaaaa

    I guess all that fluoride in the water, hours of mindless tv watching and a government controlled education, really has turned all the young people into retarded morons.

    • MentalSparring

      People trust their parents, and how their parents teach them. Blind lead the blind is spot on. No one is ever told to question tptb, because they are here and helping in our best interest. When questioning begins, some accept and some deny reality. As a former robot, I now see how entirely I was led into “free thinking”. Trying to awaken my family, is almost impossible, their view of the world is absurdly narrow.

  • Kelley Moore

    Following that line of “logic”, there should be a petition to ban airplanes as well. Ah, the future of America. Yikes.

  • Gern Blansten

    And the loving hippie brownshirts come out. This country has been ruined by this government. It is the true enemy of the people. They are the true terroists!

  • Just a guy!!


  • Gordon Klock

    I wish this was a prank/sick joke, but oh well……

    (they don’t even make decent ‘hippies’ anymore)

  • Rogoraeck

    With such “bright” girl students America future is assured!
    They will be your FUTURE leaders!

  • Gordon Klock

    I did a little poking around & she IS a prankster,& a semi-funny one at that,(she does a ridiculous “the State is My Shepard”prayer). The problem with this kind of prank is that we live in an increasingly insane world where little kids can actually get arrested for eating a pop tart wrong,etc,etc. making it near impossible to tell whether someone like this is joking or deadly serious.