FINANCIAL LEXICON OF THE REPUBLICAN SOCIALIST PARTY
(selected definitions – please add your own)
“Toxic assets†means: bad investments
“Melt Down†means: bad investments with cheese (no pickles)
“Market Place†means: their toady, lickspittle, brown-nosed friends
“Structured Investment Vehicle†syn: weapon of mass destruction
“American Public†means: stupid grunts
“Bail Out†means: they get to keep their assets, you lose your home
“Sacrifice†means: one big pickle, bend over and spread your cheeks
“Hard Sacrifices†means: lots of big pickles, no Vaseline
“Securitized Mortgage†means: their basic Ponzi tool
“Financial Regulator†means: corporate shill
“Equity Strength†means: 5 Viagra pills and 2 Prozac with aspirin
“National Security†means: bankrupt EU
“New Economic Model†means: Venezuela
“Old Economic Model†means: Sweden
“Late Economic Model†means: Iceland
“International Uncertainty†means: Russian nuclear submarines
“Naval Challenge†means: we can’t locate the Russian submarines
“International Transparency†means: Henry Kissinger
“You Betchum, Dontcha know†means: U.S. Vice-President
“Wink-Wink, Um, Ho-Ho, You Betchum†means: the big pickle
and so forth and so on . . .
