GS is hiring fund managers, folks!

This was taken off the Goldman Sachs website last week. It’s an eye-opener: “Goldman Sachs has immediate openings for Investment Bankers and Mutual Fund Managers: Qualifications: Candidates must have a minimum of 2 years experience trading with tax-payer funds. The ideal applicant will possess the ability to bilk Social Security retirees out of their entire life savings, sleep soundly at night while doing so, talk out of both sides of his mouth, and jump out of a tall building (without a parachute) in the event of market capitulation. Candidates must be able to demonstrate flexibility in the workplace, being capable of quickly switching their allegiance from a capitalist/democratic system to a totalitarian one as our firm further expands into the dynamic fields of government takeovers and market manipulation. Goldman Sachs is an EOD ( Equal Opportunity Destroyer). In matters of hiring, promotion, and pay, we do not discriminate based on the following characteristics or disabilities: past felony convictions for racketeering, contempt for representative democracy, mafia connections, congenital misanthropy and/or pathological lying. Individuals with a conscience need not apply.”

- Leo

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