NPR reports that children who may be deported from Sweden enter comas and the only known cure is to be granted residency permits.

http://archive.is/o7h5M

 

…what.

The children go into these comalike states when their families are notified that they will be deported. The only known cure is for their families to receive residency permits allowing them to stay in Sweden. It’s not a sudden, magical reawakening when family members read the approved residency permit in the nonresponsive child’s presence. Somehow, the information gets through. While there are no long-term follow-up studies, Aviv says, over a period of days, weeks, sometimes a few months, the child begins to eat, move, react and come back to the world.

 

Someone please tell me this is satire.

 

 

h/t allenthird

 

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