Sound: bringgg bringgg
Secretary: Ja, jawohl. Frau Doctor Doctor Merkel’s Office.
Sarko: Hi. It’s me. Let me talk to heir zeese verrry mo-ment.
Secretary: Frau Doctor. Ze Mini Pest for you. Shall I tell him zat you hate hees guts and zat zee Leopard III’s are idling in ze Mulsane awaiting your orders?
Angie: No, Mistress Von Painster, I shall speak to zeee little moron. (giggles)
Scene: Angie picks up ze pheene
Angie: Yes, what is it now, Prim Ministair Sarkozy? (imperious professorial voice)
Sarko: Angie, please quit addressing to me as ze Prim Minister, it is our ceremonial position. I am the state, the France, I am the President.
A: Yeah, yeah. (mumbles under breath but her still hears, “Bullshit”)
S: Why have I not been invited to the delegation of the AAA nations? You of all people outside of France and perhaps the only one outside of The State, La France, the magnificent savior of Europe, know that France is still a AAA worthy credit.
A: Because not all PFIIGS are equal.
S: What!?!?!?!?!?!
A: Out with it Snarko. A pfennig for your thoughts.
S: Pfennigs? They do not exist any mo… (Interrupted)
A: Wanna bet?
Split screen fades to black as Sarko begins crying and Angie massages her cool, whiter than newly fallen Bavarian snow, never touched by a man, upper thighs and sexily calls: Madame Von Painster, please come. I need you to take some dicktation.
- knukles
