Somebody keeps sending me these by mistake. Got another one today:

By Daniel at 31 December, 2009, 5:59 pm


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Dear Mr. Zip,

We are in receipt of your transcript for your proposed reality show concept “Zippy Moves To Wall Street”.

As noted in our prior correspondence (Feb. 16 2005 through Dec. 2 2009) the supporting documentation you have provided, while voluminous, unfortunately is at odds with your conceptual theme. The copies of rejection letters you received from every Wall Street firm, indeed, every financial firm you applied to would appear to argue aginst your moving to Wall Street any time soon, and we just do not see the completely obnoxious, repulsive character you wish to play as being of interest to our audience as a typical “Main Street” character, unless, as per our previous offer, you wish to do “Zippy - The World’s Worst Neighbour.”

Regards,

Balloon Boy Senior

- BedRock


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