NK to shut down joint industrial zone

Rogue state North Korea is threatening to shut down an industrial development inside its borders which is also used by South Korea.

The Kaesong factory complex is the last major symbol of inter-Korean co-operation.

But a spokesman for North Korean leader Kim Jong-un’s office controlling the complex said today it would close the factory park just across the border in North Korea if Seoul continued to undermine its dignity.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/north-korea-threatens-close-jointly-run-1793037

So far we have been eating horses and dogs, now it’s cats!

DNA tests ruled out lamb, beef, chicken, pork, goat, horse – and even human flesh – leaving the grim possibility it could be dog or cat

It was on the takeway menu as a lamb curry – but it baffled food experts who later examined it.

They were surprised when they found the meaty chunks in the spicy sauce did not contain a single trace of lamb.

And the mystery deepened as DNA [...]

Night-time arrest for not paying council tax

 

A man collapsed and died after being arrested for not paying his council tax.

Steve Bore, 31, was awoken by two officers who arrived at night to arrest him at a friend’s houseboat.

He was thought to have fallen from the jetty on to a muddy embankment and then appeared to have a fit.

An ambulance was called shortly after midnight on Sunday but he was pronounced dead in Basildon General Hospital two [...]

Mini asteroid will fly BENEATH satellites Feb 15th

That’s very close!

A 45-metre lump of space rock with the destructive power of an H-bomb will narrowly miss Earth a week on Friday, the Sunday People has reported.

The mini asteroid will fly BENEATH satellites on February 15, missing us by 15,000 miles, the nearest ever known.

Don Yeomans of NASA’s Near Earth Object Programme said: “It will be a record-setting close approach though the orbit of the asteroid is known well enough to [...]

Fake IPAD Sold To Obama Voter For $200 Was A Mirror !! *VIDEO*

Jalonta Freeman of Arlington, Texas was approached by a stranger at a gas station, selling what he claimed to be a brand new $800 iPad, for just $200. Freeman and her family did not want to miss out on an offer they thought seemed great, so they gave him cash for the tablet, and the man quickly drove away.

MSNBC’s Dyson: Americans Just As Bad As Muslim Rioters, “We’re Horrible, Too”…

LIBTARD MOONBAT VIDEO RANT…

Jaw dropper.

DYSON: When we see these kind of conflagrations, we’re able to point the finger and say, ‘Oh, how horrible it is’ — but we’re horrible, too, because we’ve quietly fueled and fomented the kind of unnecessary hostility towards Muslims that we ought to take a mirror at and look at ourselves.

 

http://weaselzippers.us/2012/09/14/msnbcs-dyson-americans-just-as-bad-as-muslim-rioters-were-horrible-too/

 

The trend is started? Women turn their backs on mirrors to ease constant pressure of having to look good

‘Mirror fasting’ said to help improve body image and take focus off appearance
Psychologists say it may have reverse effect as it is another way of obsessing about body image

Women fed up with the constant pressure to look good are embracing a new trend – ‘mirror fasting’.

They are trying to avoid the obsession with youth and beauty by not looking at their reflections for anything from a few days to a [...]

32 People die after failing new test for benefits!

A man due to have serious heart-surgery lost his sickness benefits and died after having to go for a 2nd interivew after winning an appeal.

Another individual who was in a psychiatric institute at the time, so obviously unable to work, also lost his incapacity benefits.

Just shows what the government are all about here – trying to save money, while causing premature deaths by their ruthless policies!

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/investigat…ailing-in.html

Sri Lanka shuts main opposition news websites

Sri Lankan police Friday shut down opposition news websites, accusing them of carrying “false and vulgar reports”, months after imposing censorship on news alerts issued by mobile phone companies.

Seven media organisations, including the Sri Lanka Working Journalists Association, condemned the closure of the Lanka Mirror and Lanka X News offices located within the same building in Colombo.

“A group of 25 officers from the police Criminal Investigation Department sealed the offices [...]

COPS: Hit & Run Driver Downloading App At Time Of Crash

PLAISTOW, NH (CBS) – Police say a man charged in a hit and run crash was downloading an app on his smartphone at the time of the crash.

According to authorities, John Sheehan, 30, was driving his white van down a residential street in Plaistow when he struck a pedestrian. Witnesses say he never even slowed down.

Police later found that white van in Sheehan’s driveway. It had dents and a missing [...]

‘Druggies showing up at open houses to raid medicine cabinets’

Real Estate Agents warned: Druggies showing up at “open houses” to raid medicine cabinets.

Be careful who you open your doors to at your “open house,” some drug addicts are now trying to score at real estate showings.

The pain pill addicts are scouring the Sunday paper for open houses dressing up as potential buyers, and then showing up hoping to score.

Amara Durham is an addiction specialist with Caron Texas.

“And they’re there [...]

Strike a pose: Why you are more attractive on your left-hand side

No need to spend hours in front of a mirror perfecting paparazzi-worthy poses as a new study suggests a scientifically proven pattern.

Both men and women are perceived as more attractive when pictured on their left side as opposed to their right.

Though the theory may not be new, as it dates back to the time of oil paintings when subjects tended to tilt their head to show more of the left [...]

F***ing, Austria, votes on name change

Sick of all the prank calls and snickering tourists, the village of F—ing in upper Austria has decided to change its name. But another village that made the same name change almost 200 years ago is having none of it.

The roughly 100 residents of the unfortunately named upper Austrian village have endured gawking visitors ever since American servicemen stationed nearby at the end of World War II discovered [...]

Another Failed Grand Plan In Europe: This new €500 billion number doesn’t exist, it’s not just meaningless, it’s non-existent..

Via Peter Tchir of TF Market Advisors,

 

The last hour has spewed forth more disingenuous clap-trap from European finance ministers. From ‘sufficiency of the firewall’ to the ‘absurdity of Spain needing a bailout’, it beggars belief that these humans can look at themselves in the mirror every morning (as they feel the ‘need’ to lie’ – or are simply ignorant of the reality).

European Sovereign Yields have been under pressure for most of [...]

Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives

BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) — A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported [...]

How Soda Caps Are Killing Birds

Just imagine, the same plastic parts can kill and kill again…

Who pays for the externalized costs of production and consumption?

How Soda Caps Are Killing Birds
“‘…About one-third of all albatross chicks die on Midway, many as the result of being mistakenly fed plastic by their parents.’ ‘For me,’ Jordan writes in an artist statement, ‘kneeling over their carcasses is like looking into a macabre mirror. These birds reflect back an appallingly [...]

Miliband seeks crackdown on bankers

Mirror
September 11, 2011

Irresponsible bankers who take unacceptable risks or mis-sell products to customers should be barred from the profession, Ed Miliband has said.

The Labour leader demanded tough new rules allowing regulators to “strike off” reckless City staff in the same way negligent midwives and doctors can be ruled unfit for practice.

His call came ahead of the publication of the Independent Commission on Banking’s (ICB) final [...]

Barron – “There’s Not Enough Gold to Go Around Right Now”

kingworldnews.com

With gold surging $50 and silver trading up over $1, today King World News interviewed one of the greats in the gold world, Keith Barron.  Keith consults with major gold companies around the world as well as major brokerage houses and Keith is responsible for one of the largest gold discoveries in history.  When asked where he sees gold headed Barron responded, “We’re seeing [...]

Asian Markets Prepare to Open

With the Asian markets set to open later today, there are growing concerns that Standard & Poor’s downgrade of the U.S.’s credit rating from AAA to AA+ could rock global financial markets.

S&P is standing by the decision to downgrade the U.S.

The rating agency’s managing director John Chambers blames the downgrade squarely on Washington politics, saying “this is not a serious way to run a country.”

“Our job is to [...]

Buy Food!

Buy Food!
Chris Mayer http://www.dailyreckoning.com.au/buy-food/2011/06/23/

A headline caught my eye last week, beyond all the ink spent on European debt woes. It read, “Hungry China Shops in Argentina.” China already buys most of Argentina’s soybean exports. And now China’s largest farming company is trying to lock down acreage for more soybeans. It also unveiled a plan to grow wheat, corn, vegetables, fruit and even wine – all [...]

Jack McCain, the 25-year-old son of Arizona Sen. John McCain, is no longer dating media personality Julia Allison

According to Allison’s blog, the two broke up earlier this month after she learned Jack McCain would be stationed in Guam for three years starting in September.

“I am heartbroken,” Allison wrote of her former man, whom she met through his sister Meghan McCain. “I am heartbroken for so many reasons. Because I loved him. Because I loved our relationship. Because I loved the future we [...]

ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women)

by ClubofRome

HIM:

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Leave

HER:

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because she’s too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions [...]

The latest “bearish” cartoon with one particular take on Chinese currency manipulation.

by zh

While we don’t necessarily agree with the argument that Chinese monetary policy is the “single most protectionist policy in the world” as China is merely holding up a mirror to the Fed’s own monetary tools, it does provide some entertaining perspectives. On the other hand, the observation that China takes 6,000 jobs for every billion dollars in incremental trade deficit, is spot on.

An update from Reuters: “Amazon.com ceases hosting services for WikiLeaks website -Senator Lieberman” and “DHS says Amazon has agreed to stop hosting WikiLeaks.” Game Over

It seems the days of Wikileaks are over. The Associated Press reports that the website appears to have lost its host. The question now is who will be the next Wikileaks.

The website of WikiLeaks, the organization that just released a trove of sensitive U.S. State Department documents, appears to have lost or left its main Web host, Amazon.com.

The main website and a sub-site devoted to the [...]

The Banker

by Miss-Behaving

A Young Banker

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit.

A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror [...]