Dear Dr. Bernanke,
My nephew is a bad kid. He’s into drugs, engages in high-risk sex, and has a steady stream of brushes with the law. But he always manages to avoid prosecution- probably because he is smart and good looking… and he has a rich uncle.
Recently he got into trouble. He was involved in some illegal gambling and had resorted to the Martingale strategy - right up until he ran out of money. [...]




