You might be a “Doom and Gloomer”…

If you refer to Friday night as “Bank night out”… you might be a doomer.

If you find that the phrase “better than expected” causes uncontrollable vomiting… you might be a doomer.

If you spend all day writing comments to MarketWatch and the most uplifting statement you make is “Sorry MarketPlunge, you’re wrong – the fair value of the Dow is 1500, not 1000” … you might be a doomer.

If your avatar has the word “Meltdown”, “Crash”, or “Plunge” in the name… you might be a doomer.

If you would like the word “Bankster” to be officially added to the English language… you might be a doomer.

If your favorite movies are Apocalypse Now, War of the Worlds, and Armageddon … you might be a doomer.

If the Dow rises 200 points and you punch a hole through the kitchen wall… you might be a doomer.

If the Dow drops 200 points and you get a woody… you might be a doomer.

If you want every accountant jailed who even whispers “Mark to Fantasy”… you might be a doomer.

If your blood pressure rises when you hear the name “Goldman Sachs” mentioned on CNBC… you might be a doomer.

If your favorite book is the “Book of Revelations”… you might be a doomer.

If the words “Irrational”, “Fantasy”, “Ponzi Scheme” and “Stock Market” are always used together in the same sentence by you as well as “Goldman Sachs” and “ Government Conspiracy”… you might be a doomer.

If you can easily recall the number of bank failures year to date, but you can not remember your first born’s birthday… you might be a doomer.

If your psychiatrist mentions the word “delusional” and then, suddenly, he is no longer with us… you might be a doomer.

If you used 16 gallons of Weed-B-Gone this summer trying to kill any Green Shoots that sprouted up in your lawn. … you might be a doomer.

If you have an overwhelming desire to burst your kids’ soap bubbles… you might be a doomer.

If you do not find anything funny at all about this list… you might be a doomer.

Apollo